A story from my "Daddy"

There was a little princess name ...
Ee Iup
and she was a lonely princess
she loves cooking...
singing
playing piano
but she's lonely
so one day the king decides to find her a prince charming
he hosted a big dinner
all the prince from around the world
dying to meet this BEAAAaautiful princess
so one from the Pigland
Prince Pig
came to the castle to meet Princess
and Prince Pig said "
"Snort ...SNort snort snort SNORT!"
in translation... "Snort ...SNort snort snort SNORT!"
the princess
never could understand it
so she said no to him
next the prince from Rrrrribitland
Prince de la Frog
came up to her and said "
i am the one u shall marry
come kiss me and i shall be a handsome young prince you've been desiring for
and of course
the princess said no
she was disgusted by Prince de la Frog's slimy lips
and said no
so off went Prince de la frog
now
ten ten ten
Prince Bleu Whale
from the kingdom of ocean
swam from the seven seas
so prince Bleu whale
hops on the land
and finally landed on the door step of the event
there it was laying helplessly but dying to meet her
said.... please princess....
eventhough i may not be all that
but i will jump out from the ocean water just to be with you
forever will i be yours
.... with such courage and determination
Prince bleu whale got her heart
ok so they lived happily ever after

haha where is my Prince Bleu Whale??!!